Horse Semen Shots
If other countries have their own delicacies, New Zealand has one too.
New Zealand's newest extreme foodie - Stallion Semen Protein Shots.
You have to fight your way through a huge crowd to get to the stall in Hokitika Wildfoods Festival, West Coast, South Island.
The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake of Christchurch, who was a former artificial technician. She came up with the idea after hearing about people drinking bull's semen. She promises to give humans an extra boost... from stallions.
Kerslake said that horses are all testosterone, they have hardly cholesterol. The stallion shots, specially separated under laboratory conditions. They are getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it to prevent contamination. "It is safe and it will be like a milkshake," she said.
It will be sold for $10 New Zealand and promise the consumers as much zizz as the stallion for a week afterwards. The unflavored ones were "surprisingly bland," so they came up with the flavored ones, for those who choose not to swallow the natural semen. Yummy flavors like, chocolate, strawberry and banoffee pie.
The shot will be washed down with an energy drink similar to redbull, called "Powerhorse."
This semen shot would definitely for "the brave."
New Zealand's newest extreme foodie - Stallion Semen Protein Shots.
You have to fight your way through a huge crowd to get to the stall in Hokitika Wildfoods Festival, West Coast, South Island.
The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake of Christchurch, who was a former artificial technician. She came up with the idea after hearing about people drinking bull's semen. She promises to give humans an extra boost... from stallions.
Kerslake said that horses are all testosterone, they have hardly cholesterol. The stallion shots, specially separated under laboratory conditions. They are getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it to prevent contamination. "It is safe and it will be like a milkshake," she said.
It will be sold for $10 New Zealand and promise the consumers as much zizz as the stallion for a week afterwards. The unflavored ones were "surprisingly bland," so they came up with the flavored ones, for those who choose not to swallow the natural semen. Yummy flavors like, chocolate, strawberry and banoffee pie.
The shot will be washed down with an energy drink similar to redbull, called "Powerhorse."
This semen shot would definitely for "the brave."
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